"You will each be asked the same question. If you get it wrong, it is a Hell you will be a-going." If you get the question right, God will let you into Heaven. I'm going to ask each of you the same question. Then after a moment, he speaks, "O.K ladies, the Lord as decided to be merciful and give you another chance. Peter looks at these three girls and shakes his head. Yet, after their deaths, they find themselves before Saint Peter. Three blondes are in front of the Heavenly Gate.Įach of the blondes lives a sinful and depraved life of lust and drugs. but these other guys? They only put theirs halfway in the ground!" "Well, I didn't want to have to be a snitch. "That's barely any! What were you doing all day?" "TWO? That's it?!?" The manager was shocked. "Two." the man replies triumphantly, his blond hair waving in the wind. "Well," said the boss, "not as good as the first guy but still it is impressive." He turns to the third guy. The first guy set 13, "Wow, 13 - that is impressive!" the boss tells him happily. The boss asks one by one how many they set. They all three go to work setting poles and return the next day into the boss' office. So, I'm gonna give you 1 day to impress me - set as many telephone poles as you can and report back tomorrow." The boss brings them into the office and says "Okay, you three look the best on paper but I gotta know if you have what it takes for the day to day work. They were all three great candidates and very well qualified. Three technicians guys go into an interview for a job at the local telephone company.
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